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"Wait... You want me to follow a stranger?"

Let’s face it: left to your own devices, you’re a boring eater. You walk into a buffet and immediately go for the "safe" dinner roll and the lukewarm pasta you've had a thousand times. Buffet Bingo is the ultimate cure for choice paralysis. By outsourcing your culinary destiny to a total stranger, you turn a Tuesday night dinner into a high-stakes safari of flavor.

Will your "Guide" lead you to a hidden 10/10 homemade peach cobbler, or will you end up staring down a precarious pile of shrimp cocktail balanced on a slice of pepperoni pizza? Only the tongs of fate can decide. Grab your friends, pin on your secret badge, and prepare for the most fun you can have with communal serving spoons.

It’s time to eat a meal that literally isn't your own.

How to Play

The Official Rule Book

1. Target Lock

Pick a Guide (stranger) before they plate their first item.

2. The Shadow

Copy their plate exactly. Same items, same portions.

3. The Feast

The 3-Bite Rule: You must eat 3 bites of everything.

4. The Score

Rate your experience. Highest score wins the round.

Strategy

Guide Archetypes

The Grandma

She knows exactly which casserole is homemade and which came from a bag. Follow her for comfort food, but be prepared to eat dinner at 4:30 PM. If she takes the green Jell-O, you take the green Jell-O.

The Structural Engineer

Masters of gravity who treat the salad bar like a high-stakes game of Tetris. Expect a precarious tower of onion rings balanced on a load-bearing slice of ham. Do not sneeze near their plate.

The Sauce Scientist

They aren't here for food; they are conducting chemistry experiments with ranch and sriracha. You will be dipping pizza into a mixture that looks like radioactive sludge. Hope you brought your safety goggles.

The Protein Purist

Vegetables are a myth to this carnivore. They will bankrupt the restaurant with a mountain of crab legs and prime rib. Your sodium levels will be critical, but your ROI will be legendary.

The Plate-Cleaner

They take three peas and a crouton, eat them, and immediately return to the line. You will walk a marathon tonight just trying to keep up. Cardio is unfortunately included in the price.

The Vacationer

A plate of pure anarchy where sushi touches lasagna next to a waffle. They have no plan, no boundaries, and absolutely no fear of food poisoning. Tastes like expensive confusion.

The Scanner

They circle the buffet perimeter three times like a shark before picking up a single plate. You will starve while they analyze the moisture content of the mac and cheese. Patience is your only utensil.

The Toddler

The most dangerous game. You will end up with one chicken nugget, a lemon wedge, and a handful of crackers. Do not follow unless you want to leave hungry and confused.

Achievement Hall

Ghost Protocol

Never spotted by your Guide.

Guide-ception

Guide followed a stranger too.

Sauce Alchemist

Recreated a complex sauce.

Spicy Sneeze

Mirrored a high-heat plate.

Double Mirror

Two players picked the same Guide.

Grandma Whisperer

Found the secret homemade gem.

Tower of Babel

Mirrored a 4" tall vertical stack.

Dessert First

Followed the guide to cake town.

The Toddler Trap

Followed a child. Deep regret.

Clean Sweep

Finished a 10/10 plate entirely.

Iron Stomach

Survived a chaotic Vacationer plate.

Finishing Move

Left an absolutely spotless plate.

The Ninja Code of Ethics

  • The 1.5-Meter Rule

    Never crowd your Guide. If you can smell their perfume or hear them humming, you are too close. Maintain the "Creep Buffer."

  • No Eye Contact

    If they turn around, you must immediately pivot toward the nearest sneeze guard and act like you are agonizing over choice.

  • The "No Sabotage" Clause

    You may not nudge or distract your Guide to influence their choices. You are a shadow, not a villain.

  • Respect the Staff

    Do not block paths. If a server asks if they can help, say "I'm just taking it all in."

  • The Zero Waste Protocol

    A true Ninja leaves no trace. Do not take massive portions only to throw them away. Every gram of food left behind penalizes your final score.

Digital Scorecard

*Higher waste reduces your rank.

The Science of the Score

Standard 10-Point Average

Your final Shadow Score is a simple average of four metrics. Each category contributes exactly 25% to the final result.

The Inverse Balance

Metrics like Regret and Waste are inversed (11 minus your input). This ensures that a "1" in waste correctly results in a high score.

The Equation

Taste + Cohesion + (11 - Regret) + (11 - Waste)
4

The result is rounded to the nearest tenth.